Swearnet (2014) Poster

(2014)

Mike Smith: Mike Smith

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  • Mike Smith : [playing with a mini statue, impersonating David]  Hi, there, my name's David. I don't wear pants And I was thinkin' since my cock's already out Maybe you'd like to take and little suck off?

    John Paul Tremblay : Jesus Christ, Smith! Your fuckin' breath smells like drunk Shamu Just dumped a big whale load in your mouth, man, fuck!

    Mike Smith : Come on, it's just a little tiny penis. Why don't you finger my little tight hole?

    John Paul Tremblay : Get your fuckin' hands off me, Smith!

    Mike Smith : Finger my little hole! Tongue my hole!

    John Paul Tremblay : Smith, would you smarten the fuck up and get serious here, man?

    Stephen : [having walked in and seeing Mike up to his shenanigans]  Expensive statue! Guys, marble.

  • Robb Wells : [the boys are in jail]  Well, that just pretty much guaranteed I'll be working at fifties for the rest of my life. Thanks, you fuckin' lunatic!

    John Paul Tremblay : You can't be burnin' bridges like that, man.

    Mike Smith : Aw, fuck off. I can't fuckin' deal with networks doin' that, boys. We don't fuckin' need them! We can do shit on the internet.

    John Paul Tremblay : Yeah, that sounds like a great career, Smith. 40-Year-Old out of work fuckin' actor, Selling bullshit fuckin' real estate, Posting videos on shittube. Nice!

    Mike Smith : I'm not talkin' about fuckin' lametube. I mean, our own fuckin' network.

    John Paul Tremblay : Yeah, people'll are gonna fuckin' pay you To watch you swear and Jack your miniature cock off.

    Mike Smith : Yeah, they would, All over your mother's big sloppy horrible tits.

    Robb Wells : [laughs] 

    Mike Smith : Think about this though, boys. We've got fuckin' direct access To over a million people on our fan sites. We get 10,000 of them even to pay five bucks a month, That's fifty fuckin' grand a month!

    John Paul Tremblay : Jesus Christ, man, what if a 100,000 did? That'd six million bucks a year.

    Robb Wells : Imagine the shit we could shoot with that kinda money. Fuck my tits, boys!

    Mike Smith : I would fuck your tits for that much money.

    John Paul Tremblay : So would I.

    Robb Wells : God, can you imagine? I'd just be prancin' around gigglin', ticklin' you guys.

    Mike Smith : This could be fuckin' huge, boys. Our own fuckin' network doin' whatever the fuck we want. Swearnet.

    Robb Wells : Swearnet. I fuckin' like that. It made my balls tingle.

    Prisoner Next Door : Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin' to cum!

    Mike Smith : Fuck off. Let's take our fuckin' balls And cradle then on the tips of our cocks And get this fuckin' thing lit right now. Let's do this.

    Jail Cop : [approaches the cell door]  Smith, Wells, Tremblay, your ride's here, And she is some pissed.

    Robb Wells : Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ!

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