A Field in England (2013)
Peter Ferdinando: Jacob
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Quotes
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Friend : When you get to the alehouse, see a way to get a message to my wife.
Jacob : Anything, Friend. Anything.
Friend : Tell her... tell her I hate her. Tell her I did burn her father's barn. 'Twas payment for forcing our marriage. Tell her I loved her sister. Who I had. Many times. From behind. Like a beautiful prize sow.
Jacob : If I'd have known that, I would have paid you more respect, brother.
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Jacob : What this party lacks is the civilising influence of women.
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Jacob : Am I bewitched?
Whitehead : No. Sir, you merely suffer a disease in the private parts, occasioned by too much venereal sport.
Jacob : 'This all?
Whitehead : Well, I also deduce gout, bloody flux, apostem of the mouth, the pissing disease, St. Anthony's fire, iliac passion, hemorrhoids and palsy brought on by drink.
Jacob : Then, I'm not turn into a frog?
Whitehead : 'Tis the one complaint you do not suffer besides plague. All I can do is administer a poultice to your yard, to soothe.
Jacob : Thank you.
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Jacob : Am I bewitched?
Whitehead : No. Sir, you merely suffer a disease in the private parts, occasioned by too much venereal sport.
Jacob : 'This all?
Whitehead : Well, I also deduce gout, bloody flux, apostem of the mouth, the pissing disease, St. Anthony's fire, iliac passion, haemorrhoids and palsy brought on by drink.
Jacob : Then, I'm not turn into a frog?
Whitehead : 'Tis the one complaint you do not suffer besides plague. All I can do is administer a poultice to your yard, to soothe.
Jacob : Thank you.
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Jacob : He's the king of cold-hearted bastards, I'll give him that. Could do with more like him in the ranks.
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Jacob : Sooner I get back to fucking London, the fucking better. A new fucking coat. Fucking doors that fucking shut. And citizens that pay small fucking reckoning to astrology. I would rather die of the fucking plague in the fucking fleet than spend another fucking minute in the countryside.