Broadway Ballyhoo (1935)

Art Frank: Old Man, Eccentric Dancer

Quotes 

• Old Man : Dear, I don't give a ding dang diddle-ee dong what you heard!

• Young Woman : Why, I'm surprised at you Pop. A man of your age and caliber, flirting around with women! Why, you should be ashamed of yourself. Don't you think so, Pop? Shouldn't you be ashamed?

  Old Man : Give me a kiss. Will ya, kid?

• Old Man : What's the matter? You're one of them wild women, ain't you?

  Young Woman : No. I'm not a wild woman.

  Old Man : You're not a wild woman?

  Young Woman : No.

  Old Man : Well, you stick around. I'll tease you so I get you wild!

• Young Woman : I see. Just a playboy.

  Old Man : Me, I'm just a playboy.

  Young Woman : I suppose you think you're just a ladykiller.

  Old Man : A ladykiller?

  Young Woman : Yeah.

  Old Man : I don't know. I don't know as I ever killed any. But, I'll bet I wounded a couple.

• Young Woman : Pop, you're just in your second childhood.

  Old Man : Who is?

  Young Woman : You are!

  Old Man : Well, maybe I am. But, I'm havin' more fun than I did in the first one.

• Old Man : I got a lot of ideas. I like women. And I like you. I like your dark hair and your brown eyes and your figure, you know.

  Young Woman : I see. You go for dark hair, brown eyes and figures?

  Old Man : No. I used to go for them. I'm stagin' a come back, now!

• Young Woman : No. You're not my type. The kind of a lover I want is a man who can make me happy or sad, warm me or chill, me at his slightest will.

  Old Man : You don't want a lover. You want a janitor.