The New Normal (TV Series)
Baby Clothes (2012)
Andrew Rannells: Bryan Collins
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Quotes
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Bryan Collins : It's just so exciting there's going to be a baby in the world with hopes and dreams... and Swarovski crystals.
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Goldie Clemmons : What's wrong with the bus?
Bryan Collins : Honey, the only people who take the bus are high school dropouts, single moms and bottle blondes.
Goldie Clemmons : You literally just described me.
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Bryan Collins : Thanks for your intolerance, and your bigotry, and for fostering this ignorance in another generation. And for bringing back the fanny pack.
David Sawyer : Okay, impact of that line fell short because you're still wearing a beanie on your head.
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Jane Forrest : You know, if you boys wanted a baby so badly, why didn't you just order up one of those pretty little unwanted Chinese girls for delivery?
Jane Forrest , Bryan Collins : [in unison] With six, you get eggroll.
[mutual reassessment of each other]
Jane Forrest : I imagine you gays have wine.
Bryan Collins : Barrelsful.
Jane Forrest : [looks heavenward] God forgive me.