Holliston (TV Series)

Cursed (2013)

Laura Ortiz: Laura

Quotes 

• Laura : See, Joe? And you always said that he'd never find anyone and that he would die alone.

  Joe : I never said that.

  Laura : Yes you did. You always said that. Everyday. You said "see, he's probably never gonna find anyone and he's gonna die alone."

  Joe : Crawl back to bed!

• Corri : Did they not have basic math in Colombia?

  Laura : I'll have you know I aced math in Colombia, thank you very much. A kilo of cocaine goes for roughly twenty thousand dollars in a small suburban town like Holliston which when divided up into equal distribution and sold in two major cities at a fifty-five percent mark-up can turn a combined total of thirty-one thousand dollars, first grade math, what-what?

• Laura : There's gotta be someone we know that deserves to die.

  Joe : Is it too late to send the tape to Tony Todd? Cause that guy sucks.

  Corri : That guy totally sucks.

  Adam : He sucks so bad.

  Laura : He was not white.

  [Off of everyone's offended looks] 

  Laura : Was that too much?

• Adam : What country is it from?

  Laura : It's called "uk". Must be in Africa.

  Corri : That says UK, Sweetheart. Britain?

  Laura : Ooh, exotic!