Holliston (TV Series)

Cursed (2013)

Adam Green: Adam

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Quotes 

• Sarah the Waitress : How did you meet her?

  Adam : I actually haven't met her yet. But we've been talking a lot online cause we met on H-Date. Hebrew Dating? It's totally normal. A lot of people are doing that these days. I'm not desperate.

  Sarah the Waitress : OK.

  Adam : What was that? Was that like "OK" you believe me or "OK" you think I'm weird and you're standing there judging me with your name tag and your coffee pot...

  Sarah the Waitress : OK.

  Adam : Mean waitress shouldn't have any lines anyway.

• Adam : Sorry my hands are wet, it's just sweat.

• Rachael : So this is weird.

  Adam : Right? I mean normally I don't date- I mean, I date. I don't do the online dating date thing normally. That's not really for me. I always thought it was reserved for serial killers and rapists- which I am not a rapist cause I would never rape anyone cause I'm not a rapist.

• Rachael : If you want a guy with money you need to find yourself a nice Jew or a little China Man.

  Adam : OK, I'm gonna be totally straight with you. Sometimes some of the stuff you say sounds a little...

  Rachael : -honest?

  Adam : No, I was gonna say racist.

  Rachael : Just because I am well aware of my surroundings does not make me racist.

  [Regarding the Black Man sitting down behind Adam] 

  Rachael : Watch your wallet.

  Adam : OK, like that! Why should I have to watch my wallet? Just because there's a Black Man sitting behind me-

  [He notices Rachael take off her jacket and reveal her chest] 

  Adam : -oh my god I wanna push those things together and ride them like two Yorkies I want to lick them.

  Rachael : It is so warm in here I am sweating like a slave.

  Adam : Jesus! Like that! How do you say stuff like that and sleep at night?

• Adam : What do you do if you're dating a girl that's super hot but she might have some fundamental differences of opinion that might be slightly ignorant and maybe a little bigoted?

  Oderus Urungus : I don't know what half of those words mean.

• Adam : Lance has the attention span of something with a short attention span- OH MY GOD! Did we have to add a woman to the writing staff?

  Adam : [Camera whips to reveal the writing staff and the men point at a lone confused looking woman. The camera whips back to the set and Adam addresses Joe again]  Quick, before she pitches another joke about her mom or her period!

  Female staff writer : [Off screen]  I have a good joke about air travel!

  Joe : ANYWAY...

• Laura : There's gotta be someone we know that deserves to die.

  Joe : Is it too late to send the tape to Tony Todd? Cause that guy sucks.

  Corri : That guy totally sucks.

  Adam : He sucks so bad.

  Laura : He was not white.

  [Off of everyone's offended looks] 

  Laura : Was that too much?

• Adam : What country is it from?

  Laura : It's called "uk". Must be in Africa.

  Corri : That says UK, Sweetheart. Britain?

  Laura : Ooh, exotic!

• Joe : Hold on, did you just make out or did you... hook up?

  Adam : We just made out.

  Joe : What base?

  Adam : Base. What are we, eight?

  Joe : Did you see her naked?

  Adam : That is none of your business.

  Joe : Did she at least touch your thingy?

  Adam : We kissed! OK? That's all. We kissed. And it was... sweet. And it was tender. And it was romantic

  [Dodging Joe's hand slap] 

  Adam : It's not always about getting your thingy touched, Joe. Sometimes it's about being touched... here.

  [Adam slaps Joe and runs for his bedroom]