Holliston (TV Series)

Suicidal Tendencies (2013)

Laura Ortiz: Laura

Quotes 

• Joe : Just, just...

  Laura : You always say "just the tip" and then 90 seconds later it's "clean up on aisle Laura."

• Joe : Laura, we're giving him a script not a lap dance.

  Laura : This is the only costume I had. Remember, you bought this for me when you got tired of the sexy crab fisherman outfit?

  Adam : Sexy crab fisherman?

  Laura : Sometimes Joe likes to play Deadliest Catch role-play. Whenever they pull out an empty cage I have to pull Joe out of...

  Adam : OK, OK. Got it.

• Kane Hodder : How YOU doing?

  Laura : Ahoy.

  Joe : Wrong role-play!

  Laura : Oh, I mean... time for your enema.

  Joe : Not now.

• Joe : Dude! We did it! We're making a short film with two living horror icons! Kane's feeling better...

  Adam : I'm gonna marry Danielle Harris...

  Laura : I finished my painting, "Piggly No Wiggly"...

  Corri : And I... wait, what good thing happened for me?

  Laura : You got a Bon Bon Bum! Don't worry. They're fat free.

• Laura : Four banana cream pies!