Holliston (TV Series)

Suicidal Tendencies (2013)

Adam Green: Adam

Quotes 

• Corri : You are beyond pathetic.

  Adam : And you've really gained a lot of weight since last season.

• Joe : Laura, we're giving him a script not a lap dance.

  Laura : This is the only costume I had. Remember, you bought this for me when you got tired of the sexy crab fisherman outfit?

  Adam : Sexy crab fisherman?

  Laura : Sometimes Joe likes to play Deadliest Catch role-play. Whenever they pull out an empty cage I have to pull Joe out of...

  Adam : OK, OK. Got it.

• Kane Hodder : Now, lay down next to your bitch.

  Adam : But there's poop...

  Kane Hodder : LAY DOWN!

• Kane Hodder : I don't have any friends. I'm not even "Jason" anymore. Now I'm gonna get stuck doing shitty Friday the 13th rip offs with wannabe young directors who think they're making "the next horror icon".

  Adam : Nice ad-lib, Dick.

  Kane Hodder : You like that?

• Joe : Dude! We did it! We're making a short film with two living horror icons! Kane's feeling better...

  Adam : I'm gonna marry Danielle Harris...

  Laura : I finished my painting, "Piggly No Wiggly"...

  Corri : And I... wait, what good thing happened for me?

  Laura : You got a Bon Bon Bum! Don't worry. They're fat free.