- Robert California: [Speaking to Andy over the phone] You don't even know my real name. I'm the f**king Lizard King.
- Harry Jannerone: No, no, no, kid! Stay there, do your dishes! Go ahead!
- Jim Halpert: All right, well, enjoy the alumni game.
- Dwight Schrute: Good, we have a deal?
- Jim Halpert: Thanks, Janet.
- Dwight Schrute: Thanks so much, Earl.
- Jim Halpert: Wow, simultaneous sale.
- Dwight Schrute: And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!
- Jim Halpert: Screw 'em.
- Andy Bernard: Lot going on, guys. What's happening?
- Jim Halpert: Binghamton branch closed last night and their clients are up for grabs.
- Andy Bernard: That was a fine branch. Things are really bad under Robert California, I guess. It's like a festival of poo.
- Jim Halpert: Hey, hey, come on, language.
- Dwight Schrute: Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
- Jim Halpert: In the fridge.
- Dwight Schrute: No, Jim, the butt, in his butt.
- Jim Halpert: Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers. There's too many potential clients.
- Stanley Hudson: You two better watch yourselves.
- Phyllis Vance: Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy you're taking New York clients.
- Robert California: Shh... shh...
- [vomits in trash can]
- Jim Halpert: Robert?
- Oscar Martinez: Why did Binghamton close?
- Robert California: Can everyone just, please... I had a one-man saturnalia last night, in celebration of the finalization of my divorce. I got into a case of Australian reds, and - how should I say this - Columbian whites. What - what is this about, uh, Binghamton?
- Kevin Malone: The branch closed. Forever.
- Dwight Schrute: Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.
- Jim Halpert: But you're saying there's a chance.