Holy Musical B@man! (2012 TV Movie)

Joe Walker: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : I'm a big bat, but a tiny pterodactyl.

• Superman : Fuck you!

  Batman : FUCK YOU!

• Batman : I'm Bruce Man - fuck! I'm Bat Wayne - fuck! Can I start over? I'm Batman - fuck! I'm Bruce Wayne.

• Batman : There's no God up here... only Batman!

• Batman : You look cool in your tights... for an alien dick!

• Batman : You got my hopes up so high... and then you mugged and shot them in an alleyway.

• Batman : Batman loves the circus.

• Batman , Superman , Green Lantern , Robin , Commissioner Gordon , Candy , Alfred , Sweet Tooth , Vicki Vale , Catwoman : Rogues are we! / We're like long lost brothers who found each other and love each other like family / No more dark, sad, lonely, Batman!

  [last lines] 

• Batman , Robin : A juicebox! And make it a Mott's goddammit!

• Batman : [Accepts ring from Superman]  Thanks I'll give this to Lois Lane tonight... after I naked her.

• Robin : Look Batman! A dog!

  Batman : Quick Robin, pet it!

• Batman : Bills, bills bills- hey! What's this? It's a letter from Spiderman! I bet it's about that lousy-ass slow plane that I sent him. Let's take a look. "Dear Bats, thanks for the offer but I won't be able to take the plane off your hands, I don't have any place to... stick it."

  [laughs] 

  Batman : "Love, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. PS I'm a huge fan, I follow you on the web."

  [laughs] 

  Batman : Wow. What a sweetheart. This is going up on the Batfridge. Quick O'Malley, to the Batfridge!