Modern Family (TV Series)
Schooled (2012)
Matthew Alan: Baby Class Student
Quotes
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Baby Class Student : Excuse me. We're trying to learn here.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Don't worry so much. Babies are tougher than you think. When I was five years old, my babysitter was a goat.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, please. You know about Lupe.
Jay Pritchett : You never said she was a goat.
Baby Class Teacher : You know, it's great that we have a couple of experienced parents in the class. Perhaps you can share some of your wisdom with the rest of us.
Jay Pritchett : Absolutely. It's not rocket science. It's babies. They're hungry, you feed 'em. They're teething, you give 'em some scotch.
Baby Class Teacher : Scotch?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [disbelieving murmuring from the other students] What?
Jay Pritchett : [cut to one-on-one interviews] So, we left.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I didn't need a lecture from Mary Poppins.
Jay Pritchett : And I was suddenly in a mood for a burrito.