SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Karen 2.0/InSpongeiac (2012)

Jill Talley: Karen

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Quotes 

• Mr. Krabs : [after being taken to the Krusty Krab, Karen starts crying on her screen and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]  Are computers supposed to emote? No need to cry, little lady.

  Karen : Don't tell me not to cry!

  [continues crying and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob again] 

  Mr. Krabs : She's malfunctioning!

  Spongebob : Must be the dial-up thingy!

  Mr. Krabs : You're right, must be interfering with her circuitry!

  [grabs the telephone and throws it against the wall destroying it in the process] 

  Karen : Oh it's not the dial-up thingy. It's Plankton, he dumped me for a newer piece of hardware.

  [continues crying] 

  Mr. Krabs : Help me out here, buddy.

  [pushes SpongeBob next to Karen, and the sponge proceeds to comfort the sad computer woman] 

  Spongebob : Hey, there. Dry those computer tears. I'm sure you two will get back together. Plankton just need some time to realize how much he needs you. I mean, you guys were made for each other. Well, you were made more for him and more specifically by him, and now, he's built someone with more modern features who's better in every way. There's no- what was my point again?

  Karen : [crying]  You men are all alike!

  [leaves, crying] 

  Mr. Krabs : Wait! Where ya goin'?

  [he turns with frustration to SpongeBob] 

  Mr. Krabs : Smooth, SpongeBob, real smooth.

• Karen : [after winning the fight with Karen 2]  No one runs down my man. Planky, say something...

  Plankton : Take me home, baby...

  Karen : [succumbing to her wounds]  Even though you are a tiny green loser, I could never stay... mad... at... you.

  [Her screen turns off, and she falls to the ground, seemingly deceased] 

  Plankton : [mourning his lost wife]  Karen! Don't you leave me, Karen. Not again!

  [he opens up Karen 2.0's compartment, takes her battery out and places it in Karen's compartment, hoping to revive her] 

  Plankton : I hope this works... Oh, Karen, please wake up! I promise never to take you for granted again!

  Karen : [Karen's screen shows a spinning hourglass, and then changes to her speaking line, she has come around]  What happened?

  Plankton : I had a reality check, that's what happened.

• Plankton : Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife: Karen 2!

  Karen : [gasps]  Karen 2? I've been... replaced?

  Plankton : I'm afraid so. But can you blame me? She's got triple the processing, all the latest software, and a sleek space-age design.

  [chuckles] 

  Plankton : The whole package!

  Karen : I can't believe this! After all I've done for you, you dumped me for this cheap pile of plastic?

  Plankton : Well, I had to cut costs somewhere.

  Karen 2.0 : [to Karen]  Who are you calling cheap? At least I don't rust!

  Karen : You know, you're going to wish that you'd deleted that comment!

  Plankton : Hey, come on, babe. Don't take it so hard. You'll find love again. Maybe you'll meet a nice, uh, adding machine.

  Karen : Oh, that does it!

  [Karen's screen shows "Loading: Jealousy Scheduler"; the screen has a bar that indicates the amount of percentage it has loaded] 

  Plankton : Oh, why did I program her with a jealousy scheduler?

  [the scheduler is now fully loaded; a laser ejects from Karen's head] 

  Plankton : And why did I outfit her with a molecular re-arranger ray?

  [as Karen's laser charges up, her screen shows an image of a pie and then of stir fry] 

  Karen : HERE'S YOUR STIR FRY, LITTLE MAN!

  [Karen fires the laser at Plankton, who tries to avoid it] 

  Plankton : Uh, let's not do something we might regret!

  Karen : [aiming laser at him again]  You should know regret's the one thing you left out of my operating system!

  [Karen charges up her molecular rearranging ray preparing to zap Plankton, but then Karen shuts down] 

  Plankton : Huh, what happened?

  Karen 2.0 : I accessed the Chum Bucket's power grid, remotely cutting off Karen's power at the source.

  Plankton : Ha! Karen 2, I knew you were special the moment I laid eye on your motherboard! Goodbye, Karen Classic; hello, Karen 2!

  [he cackles evilly] 

• Karen : [about Plankton]  I don't ever want to see that low life again as long as I live. Goodbye, you miserable little bug!

  [Karen's screen shows a mouse picking up a Plankton icon and placing it in the recycling bin] 

  Mr. Krabs : Well, in the case, welcome aboard!

  [puts a Krusty Krew hat on Karen's head] 

  Spongebob : All right!

  Mr. Krabs : Yeehaw!

  [They give each other high fives while Karen shows an annoyed face on her screen]