- Raylan Givens: You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
- Boyd Crowder: [behind Boyd sits a man duck-taped to a chair, with a stick of dynamite under each testicle] Take care of him
- [nods behind him, & walks away]
- Colton 'Colt' Rhodes: [pulls out a gun & shoots the man taped in the chair]
- Boyd Crowder: [startled by the shot, turns, shouting] WHAT in th'HELL 'd you DO THAT FOR?
- Colton 'Colt' Rhodes: You said to take care of him.
- Boyd Crowder: I-I-I meant cut him loose.
- Colton 'Colt' Rhodes: [looking embarrassed] Oh... shit.
- Boyd Crowder: Well I guess I have to be more careful with my words.