It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie's Mom Has Cancer (2012)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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• Charlie Kelly : [to the priest]  What the shit man?

  Charlie's Mom : [whispers]  Charlie!

  Charlie Kelly : My mother is dying of cancer and you need money to fix a statue?

  [Priest places hand on Charlie's mother to comfort her] 

  Charlie Kelly : No, no, no, no. Don't give me this act.

  Mac : Charlie, calm down.

  Charlie Kelly : No, no. Why don't you give us some money? How much is that ring worth? That looks like an expensive ring. Can we have the ring?

  Mac : Okay. All right. I'm sorry, Father.

  Charlie Kelly : This is bullshit!

  Mac : I will pray for his sins. I'm sorry.

  Dennis Reynolds : Hey Charlie, Charlie.

  Mac : [to Charlie]  What are you doing.

  Dennis Reynolds : It's okay. I got this. I got this.

  Charlie Kelly : What am I doing? What is HE doing?

  Dennis Reynolds : Listen. Don't get all riled up about this scam or that scam, you know. It's all a big scam, okay?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : But I will say this - the church's scam? It's a pretty good one. It's effective. Look at all the money these people are giving to the church. So I say we use that model to raise money for your mom at Paddy's. Guys. Let's throw a beef and beer.

• Dennis Reynolds : I want to talk about faith. It's not about whether something is true, or-or-or based in fact or reality or the laws of physics or nature or even basic common sense. It's about whether or not we're dumb enough to believe in it that matters. Oh, folks, who the hell am I to say that there is no God? Who am I? Or to say that anybody's belief in the church doesn't make their life better? Maybe it does. Or that this man, Dr. Jinx - who am I to say that he can't cure diseases with his sorcery? I don't know. I say maybe he can. And I believe that maybe he can.

  [chuckles] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Ladies and gentlemen, if we believe... if we just believe... then we can do anything!

  [audience cheers] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen. I feel it now! Do you feel it? Do you feel the spirit? Do you feel the invisible things around you that don't really exist? Oh, it doesn't matter!

  [Dr. Jinx gets up and starts dancing] 

• Dennis Reynolds : [Mac, Charlie, and Dennis standing outside of the church]  Well, I'll tell you, guys. I didn't feel much in there, but I always enjoy the little wafers.

  Mac : Of course you do. Because you're consuming the actual body of Christ.

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh-huh. Well, he was delicious.