- Darren Tracey: Would he think you were a great fella if he knew you were hopping up on his missis.
- Nidge: The only way he'd find that out is if he done the Ouija board.
- [ladies voice]
- Nidge: "Fran, this is Linda I'm speaking to ye from beyond the grave ye bleedin' thick-o, Nidgie was giving it to me up the gewter Fran and I loved it".