Last Tango in Halifax (TV Series)

Episode #1.5 (2012)

Tony Gardner: John

Quotes 

• John : [lying on the couch in Judith's flat]  She's not a lesbian.

  Judith : [typing]  Oh, okay. So what would you call it, then if she's getting into bed with another woman?

  John : No, she's just not a lesbian. Whatever it is she's doing with this other woman, she's not... She just doesn't look like a lesbian. I know what lesbians look like. We have them on campus. They meet in Derwent Bar on Monday nights.

• [last lines] 

  Gillian : [on her settee with John, where they have both been drinking]  I can't decide... if you're an evil git or if it's actually quite flattering and romantic that you'd go to such lengths and piss so many people off so massively just to have an excuse to come and see me.

  John : None of it. It wasn't... I didn't plan it. And I'm not horrible, just like you... said... about when Raff got annoyed with you. I'm just... disappointingly human.

  Gillian : [sighs and awkwardly strokes John's leg]  Do you want to go upstairs?