Modern Family (TV Series)
Tableau Vivant (2012)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : So make sure you give this menu here a good, thorough reading.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Soup.
Jay Pritchett : You didn't even look at it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Looks at the menu] Soup.
Jay Pritchett : Check out what's below the soup - sandwiches.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Have you check out what is below this outfit? *This* doesn't come from sandwiches!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [about Jay's sandwich] It tastes bad in my mouth. It's like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper.
Jay Pritchett : Okay, fair enough. Maybe a little picky, though, from someone who prepared a Columbian specialty and said 'Why are you not eating the hooves? They're the best part.'
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Maxine : Just you? I thought the whole family was swinging by.
Jay Pritchett : Who knows what they're doing? Right now, they're all sniping at each other.
Maxine : Ah, who needs them?
Jay Pritchett : Right. As long as I have you, Maxine ...
Maxine : I'm off in five.
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Maxine : Hey, Luke! What's with all the hardware?
Claire Dunphy : Well, he set fire to a school and lied about it.
Jay Pritchett : You know they give medals for anything these days.