Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Synchronized Swimming (2012)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher, Teenage Girl #2

Quotes 

• Linda : Don't judge me, you judgeroo. Go play your judgeridoo.

• Bob : Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise just pooped in the pool?

  Louise : Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.

  Linda : Aw, my little granddoodie.

• Gene : Hey, mom, when you're done scrubing your pelvic floor, can you check my math homework?

  Linda : There's nothing here except a picture of a robot.

  Gene : Who better to do math than a robot? They're made of math!

• Linda : I dreamed that I was breast feeding Gene again, but he had a long, white beard, like Santa Claus. It was freaky.

  Gene : That can be our next Christmas card.

• Louise : This is the woman who chewed your food when you had your tonsils out. We won't have to lift a finger.

  Linda : Okay, kids, lift your fingers!