Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Synchronized Swimming (2012)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

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Quotes 

• Bob : Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise just pooped in the pool?

  Louise : Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.

  Linda : Aw, my little granddoodie.

• Coach : I told you no hats during PE.

  Louise : And I told you I have a raging staph infection under here. Touch this hat and we all go down! You want to play dodgeball in the hospital?

• Louise : This is the woman who chewed your food when you had your tonsils out. We won't have to lift a finger.

  Linda : Okay, kids, lift your fingers!

• Louise : Now we'll have to take summer school.

  Bob : Summer school?

  Louise : Yeah. What's next? Summer church? Summer dentist?

  Gene : Summer visit to grandma?

  Tina : Summer camp? Wait, I'd go there.

• Louise : [sprinkles talcum powder on Gene]  Anthrax! Run for your lives!

  Gene : Anthrax? Aaah! Anthrax smells like babies!

• Louise : We're out of PE for the rest of the year, my friend.

  Gene : Yeah! Who needs it?

  [Gene tries to opens the door but can't] 

  Tina : Here, let me try.

  [Tina opens the door easily] 

  Gene : Huh. I should exercise.

• Louise : The whole point of independent study was so we wouldn't feel judged.

  Mr. Frond : You're judged from the day you were born 'till the day you die. The school board is going to watch you swim tomorrowl, and I want to see some scissor kicks and perfect splits, or you'll have to go to summer school!

  Gene : Summer school? Aaaugh! What am I gonna wear?

• Louise Belcher : I hate Ms. Schroeder's dumb rules.