- [first lines]
- Chloe: [with shrill voice, waking up her roommate] It's an emergency! We have to evacuate!
- June Colburn: [sleepily] What?
- Chloe: Hurry! Get your stuff, and meet me downstairs!
- June Colburn: I need to wake up... Oh, my God, we're under attack! We're under attack!
- June Colburn: [still in shock, still wrapped in tin foil] I thought we were under attack. I flushed my diary down the toilet.
- Chloe: I knew you would have never agreed to come unless I tricked you. You haven't even left the apartment in days. You've just been waiting by the phone for some dumb guy you like to call you back.
- June Colburn: I am waiting to hear back about a job interview at Harkin Financial. The CEO is in town from London, and I am waiting to hear if he wants to meet with me.
- June Colburn: [climbs back into limo] Bye, goat!
- [to her friends:]
- June Colburn: Did you guys see me milk that goat?
- Chloe: June, this is supposed to be a party drive. When you said you wanted to milk a goat, I thought you had to...
- June Colburn: If I'm gonna do the Hamptons, I am going to do the Hamptons right. I made a list of everything I wanna see and sample while we're here.
- Chloe: You're not supposed to make a list on a bender, you're supposed to go where the moment takes you.
- June Colburn: [climbs back into limo, with fruit basket] Great peaches! That farmer says that the Barefoot Contessa shops there every other Tuesday.
- Chloe: When I tell Katarina why we're late, you'd better watch out, ho, you'd better watch out.
- Chloe: [arriving] Well, June, you ruined the drive up here with your stupid fruit and vegetable parade, but now the bender finally begins. What we need is a dose of crazy Katarina!
- [whoops as she runs towards front door]