Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Scarlet Neighbor... (2013)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

Quotes 

• Chloe : [taking taste test, after mistaking the white powder on the table for something else]  Oh, I guess it's alwsays going to be flour with you.

• Chloe : [at tenant's meeting]  Where's the new family?

  [mother and son raise their hands] 

  Chloe : Hi there, I'm Chloe. I live in Apartment 23.

  [to the boy:] 

  Chloe : How old are you, sixteen, seventeen?

  Anthony Pizzoli : [eagerly at sexy chick]  Seventeen and a half.

  Chloe : Okay, well, uhm... According to Megan's Law, I'm required to tell all families with a minor that I live within a 500 ft. radius, and I'm a registered sex offender.

  [June is shocked, everybody else gapes at her as well] 

  Anthony Pizzoli : [obviously impressed]  So, I'm Tony P. but my friends call me Nut-Nut.

  Mrs. Pizzoli : Anthony, no!

  [like she's holding a dog back on a leash, as she pulls him down back on his chair, Chloe traipses out, with June still taken aback] 

• Chloe : I'm not into younger guys... Curfews, body sprays, doodles of fighter jets...

• June Colburn : [arriving home, interrupting murmuring love-play]  I'm going to bed. Could you at least hold off on the sex noises until I get my earplugs in?

  Chloe : [coming up for air from lover's embrace]  Oh! You can't go in your room!

  James Van Der Beek : [obviously having come from June's room, with classy dark-haired lady friend in tow]  No, it's all good. We're done.

  June Colburn : What? In my room?

  James Van Der Beek : Good night out.

  [to June:] 

  James Van Der Beek : Oh, FYI, don't wear your pyjama pants for a while.

• June Colburn : [Chloe has jumped onto the back of yet another stranger's bicycle, and they're riding off]  At least put on a helmet!

  Chloe : [shouting back]  He will!