Being Human (TV Series)
Sticks and Rope (2013)
Ben Greaves-Neal: Oliver
Quotes
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Alex : How do you know my name?
Oliver : Because I've been watching you.
Alex : All right good. 'Cos I thought it'd be something creepy.
Oliver : And hiding outside are Hal and Tom. The vampire and the werewolf.
[They come in]
Oliver : Hello!
Alex : And you are?
Oliver : Oliver Fitzwilliam Pryor, at your service.
Alex : And what are you doing here?
Oliver : Playing soldiers, you great ninny.
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Tom : [to Oliver] We don't want you getting poorly now, do we?
Alex : He's been dead for a hundred years. How much more poorly can he get?
[he coughs]
Alex : No, that is a classic "I want the day off school" cough. I've heard it a thousand times.
Oliver : Thank you all. You've been so very kind. And if I don't make it, please... don't forget me.
Alex : You know Decky used to look up symptoms online all the time except he could never be bothered looking up the diagnosis.
[Hal and Tom quietly leave]
Alex : There was this one time he said he couldn't go to school because he'd just started the menopause. Oh you two are so getting a slap.
