Being Human (TV Series)

The Trinity (2013)

Michael Socha: Tom

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Quotes 

• Tom : What are you lot doing down here?

  Alex : Hal's building a sauna.

  Tom : A sauna? Here? That's ridiculous.

  Hal : Excuse me, weren't you planning on putting a swimming pool in the garden?

  Tom : I said that cos we'd only just met. And you know as well as I do I was really making a bomb.

  Hal : Fine. I'm making a bomb.

  Tom : Thank you. It's the lying that hurts.

• Tom : I've always wanted to work in a hotel. Ever since me and dad snuck into the Bristol Hilton was I was 14. We were hunting a vampire called Radley.

  Hal : Radley? I know Radley. Big ginger fellow.

  Tom : Yeah.

  Hal : How was he?

  Tom : Yeah good, until we killed him, obviously.

• Hal : This isn't about rehabilitation anymore, this is vindictive.

  Tom : You stay in the chair until you're over the blood lust.

  Hal : I don't mean the chair. I implore you. Put a screen in front of me, give me a blindfold. No one should have to look at this.

  [Looks at the mess the house has become] 

• Tom : What do you reckon, is he safe?

  Alex : Well a few days ago he stopped shouting abuse and started correcting my grammar again, so... I guess that's got to be a good sign.

• Alex : Can you please stop treating me like I'm made of glass or cobwebs or something. All right, I'm dead. My health and wellbeing has pretty much bottomed out.

  Tom : So what am I supposed to do?

  Alex : Just treat me like an equal. Treat me like a bloke.

  Tom : But you're a lady. And my dad taught me how to treat ladies. Always be polite and courteous, if a lady came in the room, stood up and take off any hats, and if it was a vampire, you staked 'em.

  Alex : And I'm sure that growing up in the paramilitary wing of the Amish had many pluses, but I find it patronizing.