Family Guy (TV Series)

Into Fat Air (2012)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

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Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Yay! I drank seven cups of coffee at the Fishmans!

• Lois Griffin : Okay, gang, once we arrive in Nepal, we'll get all the supplies we need for the trip up Everest.

  Peter Griffin : Okay, but remember, kids, the people there have never seen people before. So when they walk up to you, quickly stuff a dollar bill in their mouth, and then you can pet 'em as much as you want.

  Chris Griffin : Is that true, Dad?

  Peter Griffin : Nah. Truth is, I don't know nothing about this place. I don't even know why it's called Nepal.

  [cut to heaven, where Jesus and God are looking down at Earth] 

  God : The mountains look like nipples.

  Jesus Christ : Well, you can't just call a country "Nipples".

  God : What about "Ne-pahl"?

  Jesus Christ : Ooh, I like that.

  God : Ha, shocker: God gets it right.