OMG: Oh My God! (2012)

Akshay Kumar: Krishna Vasudev Yadav

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Quotes 

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : [dropping Kanji off at a street corner]  Go straight then left, then right, then left, and your house will be next.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : If you can drop me here then you can drop me at my house.

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : My job is to show the way. It's your job to find destiny.

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : Like a worshipper is incomplete without God, likewise God is also incomplete without a true worshipper.

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : I am Krishna that's why I do magic... I am not Krishna because I do magic.

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : Hello.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : Who is it?

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : God.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : What?

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : If you were Muslim, I'd be your messenger. if you would be Christian, then Jesus. You are a Hindu. That's why Krishna.

• [Krishna now legally owns Kanji's house] 

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : What is this? How could he sell my house? I was about to pay him.

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : But I've already paid him.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : It's not possible! This is MY house!

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : Relax. Chill, chill. When you get the "act of God" money, to the God you can pay back and I'll go from here. By the way, I'll leave as soon as my project is over.

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : Like a devotee is incomplete without God... just like that even God is incomplete without a true devotee.

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : [Showing Paresh Rawal a magical reel on the screen about the scheme hatched by Mithun Chakraborty and Govind Namdeo as revenge ever since he slipped into coma]  It's estimated that a business portfolio worth INR 4.5 billion is in development for the coming financial year, using the people's faith in YOU. You wanted to expose their fraudulent take on religion, guess what, they've made you a full fledged religion for their benefit.

• Krishna Vasudev Yadav : [Entering the ICU and responding to Paresh Rawal's confusion]  Where am I, what just happened ?

  [Smiling] 

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : You're in the ICU right now.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : [In a garbled voice]  So how did you get in ?

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : Don't worry, I can be anywhere I want. Besides, I've come to fix you up.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : [In sarcastic humour]  So you're a doctor as well ?

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : I am all in one Kanji.

  Kanji Lalji Mehta : How did I get here ?

  Krishna Vasudev Yadav : You hurled accusations at God from the bottom of your heart, right. But which side is heart on ? Your left. So, God paralyzed the left half of your body.