- Malory Archer: Please, we just want to go home.
- Sterling Archer: But, space bots...
- Cheryl Tunt: Jesus! Think about someone else for once in your life!
- Lana Kane: And that's her saying that.
- Cheryl Tunt: Exactly.
- Barry Dillon: Domo arigato, Archer roboto! Oh hey, let's get it on brother.
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, I can't get it on. Maybe next time. Sorry.
- Barry Dillon: No, no don't apologize. You know, if you're having a legitimate problem with your vagina that you have between your legs in lieu of a penis I completely understand and you need to deal with that. Honestly, we can do this another time.
- Sterling Archer: Next time, Barry.
- Lana Kane: [taking fire from space pirates] Everybody strap in.
- Pam Poovey: Really...
- Lana Kane: I said "in", not "on".
- Sterling Archer: [the whole Isis staff is injured after Archer crashes the space ship] Hey did I tell you guys I got a goat?
- Lana Kane: Yeah. Um, so, Trish?
- Trish: What?
- Lana Kane: Still with the tone. So seriously, none of you know how to fly this thing?
- Trish: No! We're scientists! We never even trained on the simulator.
- Cyril Figgis: The simulator! Guys, I can fly us home. I will fly us home!