Go On (TV Series)

Bench-Clearing Bawl (2012)

Matthew Perry: Ryan King

Quotes 

• [after she admitted reluctance to attend a wedding alone, Ryan King escorts single widow lesbian Anne to a lesbian wedding. After they arrive, they discuss how a woman with a sparkly top has been checking her out since they arrived, and since Anne noticed, she must have been looking back. After trying to encourage Anne to go talk to her, and she resists the idea, Ryan leaves to get a drink, then returns] 

  Ryan King : Okay. I spoke to the lady in the sparkly top.

  Anne : Oh, King!

  Ryan King : She is very cool, her name is Sasha, she's a professor at UCLA, single mom, she's got two kids.

  Anne : Wait, she's got kids? I've got kids! We get together, we all move in to a split level ranch, hire a wise-cracking maid, it's The Lady Bunch!

  Ryan King : Okay, first of all, I would *totally* watch that show.

• [Ryan has just figured out that other players in a celebrity hockey game are going easy on him because he's a recent widower] 

  Ryan King : Real quick, you guys. I have just learned that you've all been taking it easy on me. So stop it. I am on a journey. A journey towards honesty. So whatever you and life have in store for me, I am ready to face it and to feel it. Bring it on!

  1st Hockey Player : [whispering]  What's he saying?

  2nd Hockey Player : I think he says we can hit him.

  1st Hockey Player : Oh, I like that!

• Ryan King : Michael Vartan; this is a celebrity game. Wasn't Alias big like 10 years ago?

  Michael Vartan : Wasn't radio big like a hundred years ago?