- Lauren Schneider: Permission to speak outside my role as loss counselor?
- Ryan King: Permission denied.
- Lauren Schneider: These people care about you.
- Ryan King: I said permission denied.
- Ryan King: Carrie, Carrie, Carrie! Where's the t-shirt gun?
- Carrie: The other guys have it.
- Ryan King: You gave the Sharks the t-shirt gun?
- Carrie: You were just trying to get out of this!
- Ryan King: Where's the back-up gun?
- Carrie: I will tell you if you let me give you a big birthday hug! You're the best boss, I want you to have good health and happiness.
- Ryan King: I'm going boneless.
- [Ryan goes limp in Carrie's arms]