Go On (TV Series)

Any Given Birthday (2012)

Matthew Perry: Ryan King

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• Anne : Whaddya mean? He's famous! Show him! Say something boring about sports.

  Ryan King : Oh and all these people are famous? You have a picture of a puppet up there. Who's that - your aunt?

  Ryan King : That's Cyd Charisse, legendary dancer of stage and cinema you uncultured birthday ass!

• Lauren Schneider : Permission to speak outside my role as loss counselor?

  Ryan King : Permission denied.

  Lauren Schneider : These people care about you.

  Ryan King : I said permission denied.

• Ryan King : Carrie, Carrie, Carrie! Where's the t-shirt gun?

  Carrie : The other guys have it.

  Ryan King : You gave the Sharks the t-shirt gun?

  Carrie : You were just trying to get out of this!

  Ryan King : Where's the back-up gun?

  Carrie : I will tell you if you let me give you a big birthday hug! You're the best boss, I want you to have good health and happiness.

  Ryan King : I'm going boneless.

  [Ryan goes limp in Carrie's arms]