Adventure Time (TV Series)

Burning Low (2012)

John DiMaggio: Jake

Quotes 

• Jake : Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes, make some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake, bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make, bacon pancaaake!

• Jake : Looks like your date went pretty good buddy.

  Finn : Uh... I don't know, was the hug okay? Give me some tips mang.

  Jake : Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path. Look, look

  [Turns right arm to 15 small stairsteps] 

  Jake : , let me explain some junk about dating. Right now,

  [Points left finger to first step] 

  Jake : , you're at Tier 1, which is hugging. But pretty soon,

  [Points left finger to second step] 

  Jake : you'll be at Tier 2, which is smooching. Then down the road

  [points left finger to fifth step] 

  Jake : , you'll make it to Tier 5, where she'll let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. Then after awhile, you'll make it to Tier 8

  [points left finger to eighth step] 

  Jake : , where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special.

  Finn : [Very curious] 

  [Pops out his left arm and points left finger to fifteenth step] 

  Finn : What about Tier 15?

  Jake : [Warns Finn while pointing his left finger at him]  You stay away from that! Do not do Tier 15!

  Finn : [Terrified]  Dude, I got no idea what you're talking about.