The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Weekend Vortex (2012)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : That'd be my boyfriend. Happier playing his dopey Star Trek game with his friends than hanging out with me.

  Penny : Wars.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What?

  Penny : Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, what's the difference?

  Penny : There's absolutely no difference!

• Penny : Who's Armen the miniature horse breeder?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question "How'd you two meet?"

  Penny : I would have thought at a miniature horse show.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, that's good.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, my relatives are going to want to talk to you and you're going to be sitting there playing a game? Isn't that a little rude?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I got that covered. Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon Cooper, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'm about to do it in front of all your friends.

  Penny : Yeah, you pick that bone; you pick that bone clean.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm dating Sheldon Cooper!

  Penny : Yeah, on *purpose*.

• Penny : Amy? What's the matter?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : My boyfriend's a jerk!

  Penny : Well! I know he didn't *cheat* on you!

• Penny : Sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone you really care about, the sucky part is it leaves you open to getting hurt.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you ever worry about Leonard doing that to you?

  Penny : That's hilarious. No.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Gentlemen, as much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy playing intergalactic make-believe, he and I have other plans. We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party.

  Sheldon Cooper : Just tell her I can't come.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : She'll be disappointed if we don't show up.

  Sheldon Cooper : She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Now hang on. I followed all the protocols set forth by you in the relationship agreement. I made a written request seventy-two hours in advance. Checked the tire pressure on the car. I even contacted the Centers for Disease Control to find out what shots they recommend for travel to Orange County. FYI, it's none.

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy, the Relationship Agreement was not designed for either one of us to get our way.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You use it to get your way.

  Sheldon Cooper : I use it to get the right way. The fact that the right way is also my way is a happy coincidence.