Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Belchies (2012)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Jimmy Jr.

Quotes 

• Bob : Louise, are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?

  Louise : [sarcastically]  Oh, wait! Here's a grappling hook! Oh, and here's an escalator! Silly me!

  Bob : We're about to die, Louise! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic?

  Louise : [sarcastically]  NoooooOOOOOOoooooo!

• Linda : Is your penis all right?

  Bob : It's fine.

  Gene : Mine's a nightmare, if anyone's wondering.

• [Bob and Linda are using sex dice] 

  Bob : Ugh, I got lick foot again.

• Bob : Wait a minute, why is this still here?

  Linda : Well, I may have slipped a penis pill in your casserole. Surprise!

  Bob : What? Why?

  Linda : Sometimes you want to ride the rollercoaster one more time and you don't want to wait in line.

  Bob : Where did you get it?

  Linda : Ginger. She does it to Tony all the time. I wanted to be edgy like them. Pill-popping sex freaks.

• Gene : China. Stick to noodles, am I right? Was that racist?

  Bob : Yes.

  Teddy : Little bit.

  Gene : Nah!

• Bob : I don't hear Louise! Where's Louise?

  Gene : She ditched us, and then she ditched us some more!

  Tina : The second time hurt the most.