- [Sikowitz force Tori and Jade to date]
- Tori Vega: Excuse me.
- Sushi Chef: Hai.
- Tori Vega: Yes, my date and I were wondering if you had a flight of stairs that we can throw ourselves down.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Light a candle, Burf, this place stinks.
- Burf: I don't have a candle.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Then get a better haircut.
- Sinjin Van Cleef: Shake it off, Burf. He's just in a mood.