I Have Nothing (2023) User Reviews

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[coles_notes · 7/10 · 23 October 2023]

Created by and starring Carolyn Taylor, we follow her goal of professionally choreographing an Olympic-level figure skating routine to Whitney Houston's classic I Have Nothing. A somewhat simple premise with astronomically complex actualities, what started as a bit during a stand-up routine slowly becomes reality as Carolyn discovers the world of figure skating first hand, and learns the staggering amount of effort and coordination that goes into what is ultimately a 4 minute performance. A fan of Carolyn from her work on Baroness Von Sketch, I honestly wasn't immediately sold by the first episode, as her nonchalantness about the whole thing, and surprising unpreparedness, had me considerably more stressed out than it was enjoyable, as she attempted to employ many top-tier professionals to achieve a seemingly impossible task. While I'm sure there was some fibbing for effect, and minor exaggeration, it was eventually so fun to watch so many around her (and herself at points) panic at the sheer amount that needed to be done for this to be pulled off, and in the end it was a joy to see what all of them built together. Definitely not a typical reality / comedy program by any sense, Carolyn's personality is the star of this show, even as she's surrounded by so many greats. Throughout, while again deeply frustrating at times in her almost indifferent preparation, she is kind, curious, and just generally seems a joy to be around. While not a laugh out loud sort of comedy, I was certainly smiling throughout, and seeing what it all lead to was a treat, even for someone like myself who was never previously into figure skating in really any capacity. Short at only 6 episodes, I was a big fan of this series and if you're into skating or it seems your type of thing I would highly recommend.

OK sooo, sure it's kinda amazing and definitely worth watching

[orcinussr · 7/10 · 21 January 2024]

However, once you allow your mind to understand that there is NOTHING at stake, it both diminishes as well as puts into perspective, that what we are watching is more produced than, let's say, authentic - and when I say produced I mean it twofold - the latter being that the end of episode 1 we get this information that increases the jeopardy - again let me add, the jeopardy that is nonexistent - and I strongly believe that moment with her consulting choreographer, is 'scripted' or strongly produced - IF that's the case then the remaining show is suspect as to what we are doing here - also as a afterthought, it's evident that this crush on Witt in formative years as well as the visceral connection to the music, have a profound affect on both guiding (obviously) but moreso, possibly wanting to recapture something long since gone - this all being said, its a tad egotistical to have spent all these resources and harange us viewers as an audience to watch this indisputable vanity project - but whatever... It's good! And entertaining sooo, isn't THAT everything? (it is) (lol)

Just mesmerizing to watch

[danieln613 · 10/10 · 2 October 2023]

It is incredible to watch someone to be able to be themselves so fully and bring their dreams to life in a way that is so silly, weird, and earnest. There is so much of the show that feels like a fever dream but it is impossible to not become completely invested in whether or not Carolyn can pull things off, and it is so fun to see how everyone around her learns to adapt to her as the show goes on. I really appreciated how the show let everyone shine and be themselves. If you are someone who is turned off by things being "cringe" or extra or whatever, this show is probably not for you - but if you are open to getting on the ride, it is very much worth it.

Perfection

[zqwuedt · 10/10 · 8 January 2024]

I didn't know what I was anticipating but it was not this. This show was unexpectedly perfect.

I put this on as a background show while I searched for something to actually watch, and I got sucked in in the first 30 seconds. Binged the whole thing straight through. Now I'm sitting on my couch in stunned silence, wondering if I can find another show that can ever match what this show just gave me (I'm not even being hyperbolic).

It was heartwarming and hilarious and perfectly nostalgic. I laughed out loud, I cried happy tears. I am completely delighted. What a treat this show is. I feel like I just spent a few hours with friends and I miss them already.

From zero expectations to WOW!

[sszabo-10659 · 10/10 · 26 October 2023]

I absolutely loved it! The 80's is my decade and I also loved the Calgary olympics and love figure skating so the premise was promising. Thought it would be contrived and silly but it wasn't. The humour was smart and references on point and the final skate breath taking!

One thing I wished was more clips from classic skates and deeper dive into Katia's and David but that would be another series to consider. Carolyn's passion for this period in her life was touching and several conversations opened the door for her to be more vulnerable but that didn't happen. That said , I can't fault her choice in the direction the series took. Wonderful work!!

Truly Brilliant and feel good show!

[lstangl66 · 10/10 · 6 November 2023]

Carolyn makes you relate to her in such a cute and crazy way of the best of the best figure skaters from the 88 Olympics moving in to current times.

I forgot how much I really enjoyed watching the skaters shine and bring emotion and skill to the world of ice dance.

Brilliant and well directed and editited by some pretty amazing people. Loved her crew and all the talented skaters from around the world! ENjoy I have nother as its a song that is stuck in my head now!

Didn't realize how hard it was to get the rights to a song...especailly Whitney Houstons composed by David Foster and Linda Thompson Thanks Carolyn!

The most underrated show of 2023

[candicev85 · 10/10 · 18 March 2024]

The concept for this show is a bit ridiculous: it's about comedian (Carolyn) who decides she absolutely must choreograph a figure skating performance for Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing". Does she have the rights to the song? No. Can she skate? Not really. Does she have dance experience. No. She has nothing other than a wild passion for this song, a vision, and a relentless determination.

I know this sounds silly and you must be like, I why would I watch this though? Who cares? I thought that too.

I put this on in the background while cooking dinner and couldn't look away. My husband joined me midway and he got equally sucked in. Binged the whole series in two days. I laughed, I cried, I clapped (!?) and left feeling like it's high time I take on some completely ridiculous and challenging project. I can't recommend it enough. A hilarious feel good show that will leave you feeling inspired.