Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Where's Perry? Part I (2012)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Ah, Perry the Platypus! Come in, get trapped, listen to my back story: When I was a child, I grew flabby, which made me want to make the Fitness Equipment Lock-inator. Bahm-bahm-baahm! I just run on this treadmill and out comes a sonic beam that locks every other piece of fitness equipment in the Tri-State Area... blah blah blah... everyone's fat and tired. I sprint into City Hall and take over.

  [Perry easily uncouples the manacles holding him] 

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : No! Perry the Platypus, don't do it! Don't push the self-destruct button. This one right here.

  [Doofenschmirtz presses the button himself] 

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Oopsie-daisy! Pushed it myself. Grr, boo, hiss. That's right. I'm a loser. All right, go on now. You won fair and square. Curse you, Perry the...

  [Perry flies away] 

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : And he's gone. I can't believe he fell for that Decoy-inator.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Perry the Platypus is out of the picture. I'm Perry-free for the rest of the day. I'm sans Perry. I am platypus-less!

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [laughing maniacally while looking through binoculars]  My neighbor's cat is totally shredding her drapes again. Too bad I can't see the OWCA from here.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Feels good, doesn't it? Being evil, huh?

  Major Monogram : What ARE you talking about? I'm good.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Good and evil, wink-wink.

  Major Monogram : Why are you winking when you know you don't have to say "wink" when you wink?

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [trying to figure out how Carl got hit by the Ultimate-Evil-izer and not Major Monogram]  But my intelligence specifically said that YOU would be sunbathing. It never mentioned an intern.

  Major Monogram : That's because he's not officially an employee. He's unpaid.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : You don't pay him?

  Major Monogram : He gets college credit.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Are you sure you're not evil?

• Carl : [singing]  I used to put up with too much aggravation, but look at me now. I got a new vocation, you heard it here first. 'Cause I'm the one who said it. Yeah, I'm evil.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : He's evil!

  Carl : I'm evil for extra credit! If you're looking for trouble, well, I think you've found it. I park wherever I want, I dare you to impound it. If I'm losing a video game, I just reset it. 'Cause I'm evil.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : He's evil!

  Carl : I'm evil for extra credit, yeah, that's right. I'm evil for extra credit! Tell 'em about it, girls.

  Female Backup Vocals : He'll do anything for good grades.

  Carl : You know I will!

  Female Backup Vocals : He's an evil jack of all trades.

  Carl : I do it all!

  Female Backup Vocals : You want badness? Then he's got it in spades.

  Carl : I got a full deck, ladies.

  Female Backup Vocals : Looks so good in leather and shades.

  Carl : You heard it here first, 'cause I'm the one who said it. 'Cause I'm evil.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : He's evil!

  Carl : I'm evil for extra credit. I'm evil for extra credit!