30 Rock (TV Series)

St. Patrick's Day (2012)

Bernie McInerney: Priest

Quotes 

• Priest : I'm sure you know the story of St. Patrick, driving the snakes out of Ireland.

  Jack Donaghy : I'm going to have to stop you right there, father, 'cause I know for a fact that there were never any snakes in Ireland, and St. Patrick didn't drive anything out of anywhere. Knock, knock. First of all, he was born in fourth-century Ireland. He might as well have been born in a grave. His only worldly possession was no snakes.