How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Broath (2012)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : [Ted and Robin clash over the apartment Quinn is subletting, and Robin lays out the real reason why she wants it so bad]  Hasn't it ever occurred to you that the last few weeks haven't been easy for me either? In the span of one day, my engagement fell apart, I lost my best friend, then I lost my apartment, and now, I'm about to lose my job.

  Ted Mosby : What do you mean?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I've been completely distracted at work, and now my boss wants to see me Friday at five o'clock, which in the office is known as "Fire o'clock."

  Ted Mosby : I had no idea.

  Robin Scherbatsky : How could you? The one person I want to talk to most barely looks me in the eye anymore, much less returns my calls. Ted, I know it took guts to tell me you love me and I know how much it hurt that I didn't say it back, but... damn it, this sucks for me too. I miss you. Is there any way we could just... go back to normal?

  Ted Mosby : I don't think I can do normal anymore.

• Barney Stinson : And now to seal this sacred vow, the two ladies will kiss.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Complaining]  Barney!

  Barney Stinson : The two ladies will kiss!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Robin and Lily kiss and Robin tries to pull away, but Lily keeps kissing her]  Uh, Lily.

  Lily Aldrin : Sorry.

  Barney Stinson : And now the gentlemen...

  Ted Mosby : [Serious protest]  DUDE!

  Barney Stinson : [Adamant]  And now the gentlemen!

  [Marshall and Ted kiss] 

  Barney Stinson : I was going to say "And now the gentlemen bump fists." How long you been holding back that one?