Modern Family (TV Series)

Planes, Trains and Cars (2012)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett

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• Mitchell Pritchett : We took Lily on her first train ride. Just a quick trip to Chinatown.

  Cameron Tucker : I was worried she would think we were taking her back to Vietnam, but she seemed okay.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Yeah, yeah. Possibly because she was an infant when she left Vietnam. Also, Vietnam is not China.

  Cameron Tucker : Well, I had a lollipop with me, just in case.

  Cameron Tucker : [cut to Cameron, Mitchell, and Lily getting off the train]  I love that we're doing this. It's important for her to explore the city she lives in.

  Mitchell Pritchett : So much diversity. Keep your wallet in your front pocket.

  Lily Tucker-Pritchett : My shoe's untied.

  Cameron Tucker : Oh, sweetie, it is. Here, have a set. Right here, there you go. Hey, hold Bunny.

  [Tosses Bunny to Mitchell; it flies past him and lands in the train as the doors close] 

  Mitchell Pritchett : No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

  Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Bunny!

  Cameron Tucker : How did you miss that, Mitchell?

  Mitchell Pritchett : Mr. Conductor! I-I... what? I was Purell-ing! And it's me! Why would you toss it?

  Cameron Tucker : Because my hands were full?

  Lily Tucker-Pritchett : I want Bunny!

  Cameron Tucker : I know. W-Okay, I have an idea - let's catch the next train, and ride it till it catches up!

  Mitchell Pritchett : They don't catch up; that's called a collision.

  Cameron Tucker : Okay, well, do you have a better idea? You're the one that lost it.

  Mitchell Pritchett : No, you tossed it. He who tossed it lost it.

  Cameron Tucker : Don't try to clever your way out of this.

  Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Daddy lost Bunny.

  Mitchell Pritchett , Cameron Tucker : She means you.