- Rachel Pirzad: [sniffs] Lilac perfume. New girlfriend?
- Cameron Hicks: I accidentally bought the wrong soap.
- Bill Harken: Really?
- Cameron Hicks: Yeah.
- Bill Harken: You did? That's definitely the wrong soap, Hicks.
- Gary Bell: Oh, it's Dr. Rosen's daughter. You had pancakes with Dani Rosen?
- Cameron Hicks: Gary, I swear to you, listen. Now you tell anyone about this, I will kill you.
- Gary Bell: No, you wouldn't kill me. That'd be premeditated homicide. You'd go to jail. You'd go to jail.
- Gary Bell: Hicks is distracted by his girl problems. Ha! I don't have girl problems, so I have to stay focused.
- Bill Harken: You're having problems with Nina, huh?
- Gary Bell: No, he had breakfast with Dani Rosen, and she said it "was yummy." But Hicks wouldn't tell me what they ate.
- Bill Harken: Is that so?
- Cameron Hicks: Hmph.
- Gary Bell: Wait, Hicks, was breakfast not really breakfast? Was breakfast sex?
- Cameron Hicks: I am not having this conversation right now.
- Gary Bell: Hicks, I broke your sex code.
- Bill Harken: Dani Rosen?
- Cameron Hicks: With either one of you.
- Rachel Pirzad: Hey, where's Nina? Has anyone heard from her?
- Gary Bell: Hicks hasn't. But he has heard from Dani. He calls her "baby," which is weird, because they are the same age.
- Cameron Hicks: Gary, I will kill you.
- Gary Bell: No, I'll kill you first. I get up at 7:42.