Attack on Titan (2022) User Reviews

Take a Breather

[nogodnomasters · 2/10 · 13 April 2023]

This is an Asylum Project and a snooze fest. Read on if you must. An Earth cargo ship, The Salvation is at the planet Titan who just joined the Intergalactic Alliance with much descent among its people. The cargo ship is there to pick up "water crystals" whatever that is, to save billions on another planet. While Heidi (Neli Sabour) was docking onto the mother-ship they are attacked by rebels. Citizen Prime Ortiz (Michael Paré) sends out the one available ship and it is commanded by Admiral Allison (Erin Coker) who drinks and parades around all movie showing off her belly button in her regulation outfit. For drama, she is the sister of Heidi who is the girlfriend of Captain Reece (Jack Pearson) also on board. Reece doesn't like Allison because his brother died because of her actions, which were deemed appropriate. They zip to the planet Titan and encounter the enemy as the story becomes an endless stream of ship repair and skirmishes that were boring.

The the bridge scenes were a laugh when it shook, They couldn't shake the set so the shook the camera while the crew visibly rocked around in their chairs.

Low budget sci-fi from The Asylum...

[paul_haakonsen · 3/10 · 2 March 2023]

Right, well the title alone was an alarm clock in itself, "Attack on Titan", so go figure. And then there was that moment when you see the two dreaded words appear on the screen: The Asylum. Yup, this movie is another of The Asylum's notorious movies.

I have to say that I wasn't harboring much of any expectations for "Attack on Titan" (aka "Alien Space Battle"). Nay, strike that, I harbored no expectations at all, as I saw it was a movie churned out by The Asylum. But still, I opted to watch it, as The Asylum does have the occasional watchable movie here and there.

"Attack on Titan" wasn't one such movie.

Writer Gil Luna put together a fair enough storyline, I suppose. I wasn't enjoying it, but then again I am not overly much a sci-fi fan. But I am sure that diehard sci-fi fans will get a kick out of this 2022 movie from director Noah Luke.

The acting in the movie was adequate. The only familiar face was Michael Paré.

Visually then the movie was sort of okay. I mean, The Asylum have far worse movies with far worse special effects. So this one wasn't all that bad. Well, except for the fact that the props were stuff bought off of Wish or AliExpress, especially the goggles with the lights (as I have a pair myself from AliExpress) and the mouth visor. Hard to buy into the fact that it was suppose to provide breathable air for those wearing it when it doesn't even sit tightly and fitting against the wearer's cheeks and chin.

Hats off to director Noah Luke for attempting to put together a watchable sci-fi movie here.

I wasn't particularly entertained by this movie, as I found the storyline and script to be mundane and generic. And I just couldn't buy into believing the props as proper movie props.

My rating of "Attack on Titan" lands on a three out of ten stars.

perfect timing to trick people into watching

[mumooshka · 1/10 · 2 March 2023]

What a shame that the actor from some great 80s movie such as 'the Philadelphia experiment' should be part of a project that is so bad that the head department said 'Let's release this at the same time as the popular Anime 'Attack on Titan' which is just about to release its final season tomorro with millions of fans waiting with bated breath upon its showing.

The story for this shemozzle however, is completely different.

The anime is about a society besieged by 'creatures' with a penchant to gobble up humans and this. Well isn't.

The anime has made millions and has had great reviews.

This didn't (perhaps borrowing the funds from Michael Para with a promisory note on a bar coaster) - won't.

To try and cheat people into watching this pile of garbage is humiliating to the actors - 'here watch this.. oh no it's not the anime- tricked ya into watching!!' Yeah.. just leave this alone and watch 'The Philadelphia experiment'

Desperate & deceptive cast and crew

[teddy-jacobs · 1/10 · 2 March 2023]

This is so absolutely horrible that you'd gouge your eyes out. Noticing but click bait piggy backing off the anime called Attack on titan, the anime is absolutely superb. This movie is nothing but utter hogwash. How could any self respecting "actor" "director" "producer" associate themself with level of brand theft. If at any time I see an actor's name that is linked to this movie I'll immediately discourage anyone from supporting their "work" Abhorrent I tell you that so called creatives happily hijack the legacy and hard work of other creators, try very to use click bait and hope the masses will fall for it. No way!

Claptrap

[richardarcher-24551 · 1/10 · 13 February 2024]

Watched this in stages since I found it hard to watch all the way through as I would a usual film. Bad acting, lousy script, second rate sets, hopeless costumes and useless storyline all combined.

If it was possible to rate 0 stars I'd have given that to this load of old dross. Seemed like it had been produced as a high school project on limited resources.

As an old dude I can't say that I recognised any of the actors in this and would not go out of my way to watch any of them in any future films.

I'm sorry that I wasted my time but I did persevere to the end in the hope that it would improve but it didn't.

There's awful and there is this.

[hakan-koseoglu · 1/10 · 19 February 2024]

CGI that would have been out of date over a decade ago.

Acting that could be bested by a cardboard cutout.

Direction that could be better done just with a street sign.

Utter waste of time, and I really wonder how they thought they could get away with this.

Of course this is a quick money grabbing attempt by the producers, but even a budding actor should have thought twice before accepting a role in this. I've seen panto plays with better acting, no - I have seen high school plays with better acting. I've seen muppet shows where actors showed more energy and power.

One way or the other, I am sure these guys will do more movies like this, and I will be putting down reviews like this again and again.

Hey its good for asluym

[sg-78949 · 10/10 · 23 June 2023]

I really enjoyed this as good as many sci films and a lot better than others with big name stars so watch it hey remember it's a film about space .its good cgi its got good sets and its huma s not cartoon s ..and we guys not even got coffee bar on moon yet. So give it a chance.

Just think back to some creaky sets of Kirk Douglas or early sci films from aslyum movies which werely were jokes what more can I say I don't know but heck they want there 2 bits worth so I'll add the following the actors had fun the graphics were not embarrassing and I had fun watching this which sorry adult cartoons don't!!!