- Pam Beesly: I've been through several rounds of development with the team and here's where we stand with the chore wheel.
- [introduces a new wheel]
- Pam Beesly: We've got prizes! Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour but, there are also penalties. Like, no internet, Stanley gets your lunch. The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores, but they were right; it's more fun this way.
- Andy Bernard: I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. It changes lives.
- Jim Halpert: A banana?
- Pam Beesly: Yeah, I'm afraid he's only going to have hot dogs.
- Jim Halpert: Oh come on. Not even Roy would have hot dogs at his wedding.
- Pam Beesly: I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
- Nellie Bertram: Get excited! The special projects fairy has arrived!
- Creed Bratton: I know you don't really exist.