"30 Rock" Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky (TV Episode 2012) - Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell

Kenneth Parcell : I guess I signed off on a script where an Asian character refers to "Rindsey Rohan" posing for "Prayboy". But I know that's very offensive, especially because Asians are under-represented on this network.

Roy : [Asian-American interrupts] Exactly. If there are more actors of Asian descent...

Bradley Tarkin Jr. : Shut up! Just shut up, Roy! I am talking to Kenneth.

Kenneth Parcell : I'm dealing with something! No one wants to hear from you.
Jack Donaghy : Kenneth, since you've left the page program, finding you a new position here has been one of the most difficult challenges of my career. And I'm including making it through the '80s without having sex with Belinda Carlisle.

Kenneth Parcell : I know, sir. But I just can't work in ad sales. We have far too many sponsors that make housework easier for women.
Kenneth Parcell : That's awfully paranoid.

Jack Donaghy : Exactly. "Paranoid," from the Greek "para" meaning "beside," and "noid," which is some sort of a... pizza demon? No, that can't be right.
Kenneth Parcell : He's trying to get me fired. What do I do? Pray for a body switch mix-up so we can see the world from each other's perspectives?

Jack Donaghy : No. You destroy him. With this. I did some research. And unlike what he wrote on his application, Bradley never graduated from Syracuse. He's four credits shy of a degree in bro studies. You slip this transcript under your manager's door, and he's fired.

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell