The White Lotus (TV Series)

Italian Dream (2022)

Will Sharpe: Ethan Spiller

Quotes 

• Harper Spiller : But it's just, like, are these the kind of people we're gonna be hanging out with now? Like, really? Like, people that can only talk about what five-star hotel they've stayed at.

  Ethan Spiller : Okay, so you're a snob?

  Harper Spiller : What? I'm a snob? They're snobs.

  Ethan Spiller : I... I guess we're all snobs in different ways.

• Harper Spiller : What's with the boner?

  Ethan Spiller : Yeah, fair question. Uh, I was jerking off.

  Harper Spiller : Why?

  Ethan Spiller : Um, I don't know, endorphins? You know I sometimes get horny after I run.

  Harper Spiller : Well, couldn't you have just waited till I got back to the room? I was only gone 15 minutes. All I had was a croissant.

  Ethan Spiller : You don't like morning sex.