Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Written in the Stars (2012)

Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones

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• [last lines] 

  DCI John Barnaby : You going out on an undercover job?

  DS Ben Jones : No, it's Kate's birthday, sir!

  DCI John Barnaby : Ah.

  DS Ben Jones : She said come dressed to kill; what d'you think?

  DCI John Barnaby : I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead. You left this in the car. So you had Mags do your chart.

  DS Ben Jones : No. No, it's a windup; it's rubbish. She got my details off my gran.

  DCI John Barnaby : Oh, I thought it was interesting; she predicts a, uh, close encounter for you this weekend.

  DS Ben Jones : Yeah, I'll probably crash the car.

  [Barnaby chuckles] 

  DS Ben Jones : So, you're not up for this, then?

  DCI John Barnaby : Um, no. Sarah and I thought we'd have a, uh, a quiet night in, just the two of us and a, uh, scented candle.

  DS Ben Jones : Well, have a good one.

  DCI John Barnaby : You too, Jones. Whatever fate awaits you.

• DCI John Barnaby : Anything more on Peter the plumber?

  DS Ben Jones : He's on a planet with the pixies, sir. Spent most of the time talking about extraterrestrial life.

  DCI John Barnaby : Ah, the Goldilocks Zone. Not heard of it, Jones?

  DS Ben Jones : Are we on the three bears now?

  DCI John Barnaby : [chuckles]  The theory that life may exist on a habitable planet somewhere out there. One that's not too small and not too big and not too hot and not too cold, but... just right.

• DS Ben Jones : To Barnaby: Did you know Uranus is 14 times the size of Earth?