Louie (TV Series)

Telling Jokes/Set Up (2012)

Melissa Leo: Laurie

Quotes 

• Laurie : Lick it or I'll break your finger!

  Louie : Okay, okay.

• Louie : Hey, what are you doing?

  Laurie : I'm gonna put out. Let me blow you.

  Louie : Seriously?

  Laurie : No, it's a hidden-camera show. Come on, get that thing out.

  Louie : Okay.

• Laurie : You know how many dicks I sucked that I didn't want to suck? Because I'm a good kid. Because I do what's right.

• Laurie : Your sperms are dying inside my mouth right now. Goddamit! Where are the gentlemen? What is wrong with our country?

• Laurie : Intimate? Me sucking your dick isn't intimate?