Archer (TV Series)
The Limited (2012)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Kenny Bilko : My boys are bad ass.
Cyril Figgis : Well, so am- Lana. And I'm learning. Oh, and don't forget about Archer.
Kenny Bilko : The drunk guy?
Cyril Figgis : Well, he may have seemed drunk, but he's...
Lana Kane : [off-screen] ... still drinking?
Sterling Archer : [next scene] Relax, Lana, it's just a bloody mary.
Sterling Archer : [toward bartender] And by the way, not a great one, Mr. Vodka and Ketchup.
Lana Kane : Archer, at any time in the next 12 hours, this train could be attacked by radical Nova Scotian separatists.
Sterling Archer : [chuckling] Armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada's responsible gun control laws?
Lana Kane : Ugh, the New Scotland Front *has* guns, and they're not afraid to use them, so...
Sterling Archer : So OK, God! I'll switch to coffee.
Sterling Archer : [to bartender] Hey, Heinz fifty-*six*, can I get an Irish coffee?
Lana Kane : No!
Sterling Archer : Lana, I have to taper off!
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Sterling Archer : Lana, I have to taper off! Trust me, if these... Noma Scojens are a real threat, you do *not* want me hungover.
Lana Kane : Do you even still get hangovers?
Sterling Archer : Normally no, but I drank about two gallons of mamajuana this afternoon. I was, uh, playing dominoes with a... Dominican bike gang. Or was it Mahjong? I don't remember.
Malory Archer : [off-screen] Ridiculous!
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George : No, no! What are you doing? Besides making a mess all over my train?
Sterling Archer : [Holding a bloody steak that has dripped down the length of the hall] Uh, I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot.
George : What?
Sterling Archer : Not necessarily in that order.
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Lana Kane : Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Sterling Archer : OK.
[pause]
Sterling Archer : It's not, though.
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Sterling Archer : Get 'em up, Dudley Douchebags!
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Malory Archer : Dammit, I told Sterling six o'clock!
Sterling Archer : I *thought* you meant six *A.*M.
Malory Archer : No, six - Sterling, are you drunk?
Sterling Archer : [Drunk, loud, and incoherent] Winner!
Kenny Bilko : Nice.
Lana Kane : Archer...
Malory Archer : You knew we were transporting a dangerous terrorist to Canada! So how and why you are drunk at six o'clock?
Sterling Archer : [Slurring] Well, the how's pretty self-explanatory, and the why is because...
Sterling Archer : [hiccough] I thought we were leaving at six *A.*M. *tomorrow*. Ergo - Latin - plenty of time to sleep it off.
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Lana Kane : In what way, in what possible way did that work?
[Lana asks Archer after he lobbed a grenade in the bar car of the train]
Sterling Archer : Well-eh, A, they are all incapacitated. And B, I got to blow up a train.
Lana Kane : Well, thanks, Gomez.