Archer (TV Series)

El Contador (2012)

Judy Greer: Cheryl Tunt

Quotes 

• Malory Archer : [On the phone]  What? Yes, I heard what you said! I can't believe the head of the DEA has the balls to say it! Oh, is that a fact? Oh, it is!

  [Hangs up] 

  Sterling Archer : So, how did that go?

  Malory Archer : Oh, fine. He was just explaining to me how ISIS won't be collecting the bounty on Calzado.

  Lana Kane : What are you talking about?

  Malory Archer : Because apparently there's no proof that we did.

  Lana Kane : [Angry]  But we literally handed Calzado to him!

  Malory Archer : And in return, did they hand you a signed receipt?

  Sterling Archer : No... oh, shit.

  Malory Archer : Well done, because that's exactly the brand of unparalleled professional excellence I've come to expect at ISIS.

  Pam Poovey : [Running naked by Malory's office]  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! They'll never take me alive.

  Malory Archer : What was I saying? Oh yeah, unparalleled professional...

  Doctor Krieger : [Following Pam with a tranquilizer gun]  Oh, for the love of god! Seal the exits!

  Malory Archer : Professional...

  Cheryl Tunt : [Sitting naked with Ray on his wheelchair]  That's our pee, and that's the last I better hear about it, because this stupid building is a tinderbox, and I'm going to burn it to the ground.

  Malory Archer : ...Excellence...

  Sterling Archer : Oh, speaking of excellence, did you hear we met a tiger? But... he... got... murdered.