- Teresa Lisbon: You are a cool customer. You think you can outrun a tiger?
- Patrick Jane: I don't have to. I just have to run faster than you.
- Grace Van Pelt: [Getting off an elevator with a crying baby] You ready to be a daddy? That's going to be you soon.
- Wayne Rigsby: Oh no, I can cry much louder than that.
- [first lines]
- Teresa Lisbon: You're gonna like this one. It's unusual. You are never gonna guess how the victim was found.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, really?
- [animals roar]
- Patrick Jane: That *is* unusual. Panthera Tigris, if I'm not mistaken. And there's soft loamy soil around here, easily worked. Ergo, a hungry tiger dug up the body.
- Teresa Lisbon: Not fair.