- Tori Vega: Tawny, you're holding your banana backwards!
- Jade West: Are you sure? 'Cause it's my understanding that the banana-
- [knocks herself out]
- Cat Valentine: I told the chief they shouldn't put idiots on the Blonde Squad.
- Beck Oliver: Sinjin, please stop eating birdseed.
- Sinjin Van Cleef: Don't you think I would if I could?
- Larry: Larry loves Grandma.
- [to Cat]
- Robbie Shapiro: That does it! Caterina Valentine, I will not sit here and listen to you talk bad about yourself. You're adorable, any guy would be lucky as cheese to go out with you.