The Middle (TV Series)

The Clover (2012)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

Quotes 

• Mike Heck : Brick, forget the hammer. How'd you like to use a chainsaw? Let me fire it up for ya.

  Brick Heck : Um, I'm not even allowed to use an electric toothbrush.

  Big Mike : Aw, what are you worried about? Your dad was using a chainsaw when he was half your age.

  Mike Heck : No, you know what? Chainsaws are for softies. I bet we can do better, huh, Dad? How about, uh, how about the blow torch?

  Big Mike : Nothing wrong with a boy learning how to use a blow torch.

  Mike Heck : Go ahead, Brick. Grandpa's gonna make you a man.

  Brick Heck : Thanks, but I think I'll stay a boy for now.

  Mike Heck : Come on, it's just three thousand degrees of searing heat. Nothing to be afraid of. Grandpa says it's okay.

  Big Mike : Teach him how to use it properly, I don't think it's such a big deal.

  Mike Heck : Okay. What's it gonna be, Brick? Chainsaw or blow torch? Fire or steel?

  Brick Heck : You know, I'm thinking the clover might not be the source of the curse at all. I think it might be genetics.

• Frankie Heck : We gotta find someone to take care of Aunt Edie. If not, she may have to move in here.

  Mike Heck : Look harder.

  Frankie Heck : I'm worried, Mike. She almost set her house on fire.

  Mike Heck : Oh, well, then definitely move her in here.